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Carlos Zambrano says that it's due to e-mailing his brother for 4 hours a day. I say, the internet is really really great...
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CART MASTER: Bring out your injured!
LARRY DAVIS: Here’s one.
CART MASTER: Ninepence.
RICH HARDEN: I’m not injured!
CART MASTER: What?
DAVIS: Nothing. Here’s your ninepence.
HARDEN: I’m not injured!
CART MASTER: ‘Ere. He says he’s not injured!
DAVIS: Yes, he is.
HARDEN: I’m not!
CART MASTER: He isn’t?
DAVIS: Well, he will be soon. He’s very sore.
HARDEN: I’m getting better!
DAVIS: No, you’re not. You won’t be able to stand up in a moment.
CART MASTER: Oh, I can’t take him like that. It’s against regulations.
HARDEN: I don’t want to go on the DL!
DAVIS: Oh, don’t be such a baby.
CART MASTER: I can’t take him.
HARDEN: I feel fine!
DAVIS: Well, do us a favour.
CART MASTER: I can’t.
DAVIS: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won’t be long.
CART MASTER: No, I’ve got to go to the Cubs. They’ve lost nine this week.
DAVIS: Well, when’s your next round?
CART MASTER: Tomorrow.
HARDEN: I think I’ll throw on the side.
DAVIS: You’re not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn’t there something you can do?
HARDEN: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy.
[wrench]
DAVIS: Ah, thanks very much.
CART MASTER: Not at all. See you tomorrow.
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