If you can't beat them, make them gay

Pentagon reveals rejected chemical weapons - News | Print | New Scientist


Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says.

I have no comment.

Dr. Claw's Face Revealed!!!!!

WARNING: MAJOR INSPECTOR GADGET SPOILERS

My childhood is now complete.

CLASS OF 2005 BITCHES

w00t, graduated from high school, now I get to wait almost 3 months for college to start, and I need to start working this summer...

Damn. It's incredible when you think about it...13 years of public school education are over. Wow. It's mind-blowing. I'll miss some of those guys :(

Guess what, you get funny baseball news.

ESPN.com - MLB - Not-OK computer: Cubs tell Zambrano to cut back on use

Carlos Zambrano says that it's due to e-mailing his brother for 4 hours a day. I say, the internet is really really great...FOR PORN!

The Transaction Guy: A's Disable Harden, Recall Etherton

CART MASTER: Bring out your injured!
LARRY DAVIS: Here’s one.
CART MASTER: Ninepence.
RICH HARDEN: I’m not injured!
CART MASTER: What?
DAVIS: Nothing. Here’s your ninepence.
HARDEN: I’m not injured!
CART MASTER: ‘Ere. He says he’s not injured!
DAVIS: Yes, he is.
HARDEN: I’m not!
CART MASTER: He isn’t?
DAVIS: Well, he will be soon. He’s very sore.
HARDEN: I’m getting better!
DAVIS: No, you’re not. You won’t be able to stand up in a moment.
CART MASTER: Oh, I can’t take him like that. It’s against regulations.
HARDEN: I don’t want to go on the DL!
DAVIS: Oh, don’t be such a baby.
CART MASTER: I can’t take him.
HARDEN: I feel fine!
DAVIS: Well, do us a favour.
CART MASTER: I can’t.
DAVIS: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won’t be long.
CART MASTER: No, I’ve got to go to the Cubs. They’ve lost nine this week.
DAVIS: Well, when’s your next round?
CART MASTER: Tomorrow.
HARDEN: I think I’ll throw on the side.
DAVIS: You’re not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn’t there something you can do?
HARDEN: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy.
[wrench]
DAVIS: Ah, thanks very much.
CART MASTER: Not at all. See you tomorrow.

Also check out http://cubsfun.blogspot.com. RAGING Z!

So yeah, don't buy a Pelican Power Brick

Stolen from IGN:






It can kinda explode. Just kinda. I smell a lawsuit...and hot mercury. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, mercury, sweetest of all trasition metals.

Wow, High School is over.

It's slowly hitting me. High school is over, it ended at 2:10 PM Wednesday for me. The more I think about it, the sadder I kinda get about the whole thing, because there's going to be people I'm never going to see ever again, I won't get to see my friends much (except for that crazy emotionless robot, Bobby Dunning, whom hopefully I will be rooming with up at Texas Tech...now there's humor in the making!) being so far away, and....I don't know. It hasn't hit me yet.

Oh well, I can't wait for college so that a new chapter in my life can start, me being on my own, away from my family. That's going to be great, these people drive me crazy. But I'm sure I'll miss 'em...a bit.

E3: The Conferences

If everything I've heard has been true so far, Nintendo still has a chance to sell me the Revolution. How disappointing.

I don't know, the PS3 seems nice, the Xbox 360 seems nice, but I don't know, I'm not convinced that we either need these systems just yet, nor if they're that big of an increase. I haven't been completely impressed just yet. It's been, "Eh, looks nice", not "OMGWTFLMAOBBQ" on the graphics.

But then again, PD0 on the 360...we'll just have to see. Can we really trust Rare? Ha, no. And the game wasn't even at the conference. Silly Microsoft. And what the hell is up with the PS3's boomerang?

Equilibrium...

...was pretty cool, I guess. It's like 1984 meets The Matrix.

Except that a guy gets his fucking face cut off. That was the coolest part of the movie right there, you just see his face fall right off his head. Yeah, it was pretty damn awesome.

On a scale of 7.9 to 2600, I give it a 1776.

Wow, I haven't posted in a while

Not like anyone's reading it, eh?

So, uhh...how about that Octavio Dotel?